Roshan's Ochestra

On the 20 of November 2009...My little brother's school had this graduation for all the standard 6 students..and some anugerah cemerlang for those UPSR-ians who got straight A's..dude..90+ of them man!And some students who had good results in their exam's and in their class..so yeah..my mom paid RM20 each..the best part was i thought it was going to be in their school,since they blingged it up after the 2007 batch left -.-''..the school looks awsome btw,they have a bath room maan!for those student who have some camps in their school,the best part in that school is,i still see a picture of me getting an Anugerah Cemerlang in the SPBT room =) Back to my story!kay,so yeah i thought it might be boring since its gonna be all the graduation and stuff,so yeah i also thought it was going to be in his school..tengok-tengok,nope,it was held in this dewan opposite the school..not bad wehy they did the dewan and all...their theme was PURPLE!I brought my IPod and my handphones and all...yes it was sort of boring though..so i did manage to start texting people la..but it will be mean if I heard some music right,so i dint la..after a while,they had some food!trust me..it sucks!well i guess that is what u can get for Rm10,since the other Rm10 went for the deco and all,so yeah,they had some sambal chicken,fried beef(?),some ulam and three mangkuk's of rice..damn cant they fill that with something else,oh yeah and some spoile Dhal,when the family sitting with us tasted it,she went all,eh rosak la,rosak!and my dad went all,shit!yeah!I had a bite man!My mom..lol..she had sore throat,so she cant taste,lol..she had it and went,and now you people tell me,poor my parents,they wont have meat,only seafood,eggs and vegetables,so they had no choice but to have that Dhal and some shitty Ulam(sorry)..my brother on the other oter hand tabur the Dhal all over his rice,I was lazy to get up,so i only had the Sambal Chicken(not bad)...it was okay,i had no other better choice la..you can never find the most perfect Air Bandung unless you go to some hotel right..yeah true,my bandung looked soo pretty,but it was too diluted,it tasted like water,serious!sometimes if you find a sedap one,the surrounding would b eww..so yeah..the food,i had that,so Dhal!lol...then later my dad got damn bored and went home with my elder brother..so my mom and I stayed till everything was over..we saw Roshan playing his ochestra..he was damn cute and good...he played the Trombone,he had to push in a lots of his breath..I used it once when he brought it back home..damn it was hard!So yeah saw a few ex-friends,damn all and i mean ALL the girls i knew before became all gedik..they went all.. "Harshaaaaa!!!miss you dowh!!gile miss you!!my gawd!Harsha u ade mysapce tak?i add you kay!!you're number please!..jap jap i miss call you!dapat tak?k..that's my number..kla..i nak balik!!Byeee...Miss you tau!!" My gooddd!!I went through atleast 5 girls with that same points!their british-malaysia acsent makes me wanna puke or if i have the energy,atleast slap them!I never liked them anyways,so racist!My younger brother and I kept insulting them in tamil..poor poor gedik-ness jerks!they sound almost like Chef Wan..but atlest he's better man..I met a few guy friends,damn they were friendly as usual..their not gays la...just sweet inside out,i met the 2007 batch hottest guy man..for once we actually had a long chat for atlest 20 minutes...Gawd!!!he is still hot!!!!but only better!!!lol...funla..then when I left that music room,i went out and lepaked with my mom,i told her that i was long because met a few friends,while we were waiting for my dad to pick us up,I over heard this conversation between this girl and this girl...K,G1 and G2..k it started like this...

"Klah whey..gonna miss you tau,serious tau,jangan forget our friendship tau..myspace and message i tau!Jangan forget"says G1,
"Yeah i tau...gonna miss you too...ehh jap,u same class dengan i and i tak penah ask u pegi sklh mane ehh next year??"says G2
"I?"says G1
"Taklah,atuk kau..hahahaha..yala u la.."says G2
"I gi sekolah Wngsa Maju next year"says G1
"Oh really????Same dowh!!!OMG!!!!serious!!!OMG!!!love you dowh!!!*screams*"says G2 "OMG!!!klah...tgk tahun dpan tau...harap2 same kls dwh!!!k bye!!!"says G1
"Yeah!!!K bye!!!"says G2

I wanted to shout out and say..HELLO!!!i'm gonna be in form 3 next year at the same school!!you're gonna hate Sa'amah!...lol...and yeah i went back and slept..cheak out the video la...damn he looks like my dad in his so called Tux..a month ago his class teacher called and told him to come over to the school,he went like why?and she went like..you need a Tux for your ochestra..he went like..A TUX!!OMG!!tengok tengok its just some party shirt with a pants..he looked like my father dowh..oh yeah..i was about to slap a guy that day..that guy right he was sitting next to my table..man he had like a person who never had food for 10 years!!..my younger brother came to meet us and my mom told him to have some food since he had his dinner at 4.00pm and it was already 11.00 pm...and that guy went like.."Roshan,you nie kan makan ge tahu.." i wanted to slap him but since he's my neighbour,sabarlah Harsha...so i said.."watch your mouth la..he dint eat as much as you did" and he just kept quiet and went of,so what if he did curse me,i said itla...oh yeah the Dhal..my parent and my older brother had Diarrhea...poor thang..for the whole next day mann..i was alright...lol..cun ahh..lol...

Welcome Back Harsha

Damn!its been a long time since i've blogged!ok..to be a little gedik(lol)..I will blog some of the intresting stuff that has been happening ever since I have stopped blogging...btw..the main reason why I stopped blogging is because of school and my exams..and the reason why i stopped blogging even after my exams was because i got used to the non-blogging life..and i was to lazy,and when i woke up in the morning,
(like evry other line eh?)I went like..eh howz my blog ahh??Then in the morning at 8.00am i went on9(imagine that),and i went to my blog and went all lousy and i went like"my blog tak gempak la...like shit ni".i wanted to blog then but i went all lazy...lol...k wtv it is i'm back so yeah!!

Eating Fruits-How and When

Thanks for the email on fruits and juices. It is one of the strategies to heal cancer. As of late, my success rate in curing cancer is about 80%. Cancer patients shouldn't die. The cure for cancer is already found. It is whether you believe it or not? I am sorry for the hundreds of cancer patients who die under the conventional treatments.. Very few can live for 5 years under the convenctional treatments and most live for only about 2 to 3 years. The conventional treatments do not make any difference because most cancer patients also live for about 2 to 3 years without undergoing any treatment. It is difficult to cure those cancer patients who have undergone chemo and radiotherapy as their cells are toxic and weak. When there is a relapse, the cancer will spread very fast as the resistance is poor.
Thanks and God bless.
Dr Stephen Mak

It's long but very informative
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We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat.
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What is the correct way of eating fruits?
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IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
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If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
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FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so.
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In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil....
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So please eat your fruits on an empty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining — every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc — actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrifying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat!
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Graying hair, balding, nervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will NOThappen if you take fruits on an empty stomach.
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There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight.
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When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins.
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But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look!
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KIWI: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
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APPLE: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.
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STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
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ORANGE : Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer.
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WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene — the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium.
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GUAVA & PAPAYA:Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes.
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Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer! Can u believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
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A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.
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A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

2012 - The Movie on the End of the World!!!

2012 - Movie on the End of the World - Releasing 13th November '09 The most awaited movie of the year...
SCIENTIFIC EXPERTS from around the world are predicting that 3 years from now, all life on Earth could well come to an end. Some are saying it'll be humans that would set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who would press the stop button. The following are some likely arguments as to why the world would end by the year 2012.

Reason one: Mayan calendar

The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

Reason two: Sun storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.

Reason three: The atom smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically, it's a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

Reason four: The Bible says it

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough; religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.

Reason five: Super volcano

Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

Reason six: The physicists

This one's case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers.
They've determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming that their calculations prove that we're all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

Reason seven: Earth's magnetic field

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.

My Gawd...Thank god i got this mail

1) Mobile

Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power,
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.






2) APPY FIZZ

Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing
agent.


3) Mentos

Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care



4) Kurkure

Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News
report from Times of India



5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous

* D cold
* Vicks action- 500
* Actified
* Coldarin
* Co some
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.




6) Cotton Ear Buds


Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ....... Please forward to all your near and dear
ones....!




PLEASE FORWARD IT TO ALL WHOM YOU CARE.


Dr. T. S. Roy MD, PhD
Professor
Department of Anatomy
All India Institute of Medical Sciences
New Delhi - 110 029
Phone: 91-11-26594880
Fax: 91-11-26588663, 26588641

Dr Rima Dada, M.D., Ph.D(Genetics) , MAMS
Associate Professor,
Dept of Anatomy,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences(AIIMS)
New Delhi
110029-INDIA